So, four green arrows in a row finally means I’m doing something right when it comes to FPL.
After the fun & games of #GW24, it was only natural to want to jump the gun and bring in an old friend.
The Austin introduction in Gameweek 23 was purely for comedic effect. The 8-point hit was thankfully nullified by a 12-minute 8-point cameo, followed up by being dropped for the Saints trip to Arsenal.
Wham bam, thank you fam.
And, with that hideous reflection of modern vernacular behind us, it’s time to reintroduce another character who’s spawned his own crude catchphrase this season.
Welcome back, Jamie ‘inappropriate discussion will result in a physical altercation’ Vardy.
I’ll get the WKDs in.
What would you change to this lot?