By gawd almighty.
Talk about your psalms, talk about John 3:16. Charlie Austin 3:16 says it’s time to shake up your FPL team.
Well, I’ll be shaking up mine, anyway…
It was only a matter of time before a Premier League club came calling for QPR frontman Charlie Austin.
18 goals and 176 points was his hellacious return in 2014/15.
Sure, Southampton aren’t the most glamorous of sides.
Sure, the Saints have a tough run of games (United away, Arsenal away).
But, you can be sure that Austin has the talent to do some damage.
And that’s why Austin gets called up to the Nordic-ing Around FC starting line up.
Will you be bringing in Austin?
At £7m, I reckon he’s a steal.
And that’s the bottom line.